All Lyrics written by Piccolo "Pibo" Bongartz


:Men's Health:

Stupidity size extra-large! Please seriously, I can't believe! Men's Health/FHM on the edge of senselessness. This is man's vacuum, exactly between debility and Notschlachtung


:Coolness vs. the Unbelievable Heartbreaker:

For the strange and the ugly for the lonely and insufficient, dissatisfied, discontent: we are inseparable. Hey! Naive dope go away! Now there’s place for egoism. Welcome to my palace!


:Das Kaurismäki-Konglomerat:

You wanna be a genius, an diamo mi amore! Jeg altid elsker kaos, like I’ve never done before. And all my deepest feelings, some rumors in my ass. Welcome on board my Ariel! And now I ask myself: Where are all my matches gone? Where's the roof of my caddy? Itīs in the mine daddy. But you're forever in the toilet. Good luck in the snow! Itīs so sexy to lose. But some cowboys lost their sex in Leningrad. Et moi? Faut que je revise.


:Haircut for AndrOIds:

Robots are the coolest guys on earth, since they are made out of metal. Always obedient. The best slaves you can get and always well dressed. They donīt need a haircut and sexuality. They are the perfect humans except for c3po, who is the biggest fuck one can imagine!!!


:New York-Liverpool-Hamburg

Iīm fur with feathers, pink rubber deluxe, with heels and hair transformer looks. Iīm she-male Elvis bolanesque style beauty, glamour`nīsexiness. Iīm media whore king 1990, the ace, the fool, alrighty-righty. Iīm Frankenstein or Jekyll or Hyde or Batman superhero. Iīm the space-cowboy the neon high the king of Camp Pleasure Bay. So turn me on and turn me up. I'm your future..... pleasure product

Lyrics based on Sigue Sigue Sputnik fragments


:It's so Simple: I hate People!:

In just one second a thousand fists will hit your face, a thousand feet will kick your ass. The middle-finger was invented just for you and maybe also the electric chair. Nothing legitimates your existence. You just use valuable air. There canīt be enough ways to smash you stupids!!! (Talking to you is nothing)


:Morrissey was fucking Right:

All your wishes, words, thoughts mean nothing to me. I donīt wanna share your stupid lifestyle. I donīt need your acceptance or tolerance. You are going nowhere. Fuck you! You are going nowhere and I try to go away from you.


:Hamburg-Liverpool-New York:

Itīs revolution No. 10, here comes that stun guitar again. So watch out, baby Zeppelin! Cos Iīm the classic hooligan. Well, Mozart said he stole the lot and Verdi said he wrote a flop. Yeah, T-Rex and a drum-machine thatīs all I need to smash the scene. The Ayatollah's got the blues, Star wars on an acid cruise. A supersonic super groove,  Albinoni's blown a fuse… Let's dance

Lyrics based on Sigue Sigue Sputnik fragments


:Emo Bbq:

God, I love this melody and the cute boys. God, I love Milwaukee and Johnny Depp. This is provoking nothing, neither fight nor kiss. Now, I will forget this like everything I've done. Fight or kiss!

This song was previously released on our "Donations Welcome" 7".


:Go to Cosovo:

You donīt matter. But whatever... Your person is the shit-convention! Anywhere between stupidity and comfort. So please take the very first train to Cosovo. Please, thank you. Fuck you!